(Actually, more of a poem than a song…)
Right wing chumps of the world unite!
It’s time to take a stand and fight,
It’s time to desert the sinking ship,
Leave the Tories: join UKIP!
Follow your heart and not your head,
Maggie would back us (were she not dead,)
Listen to the Mail, Telegraph and Express,
Say no to EU bureaucracy and excess!
Are you racist to a small degree?
We’re less scary than the BNP!
If the PC liberals had their way,
Everyone in the world would be gay.
The EU is far too large.
Vote for an Englishman named Farage.
Join the UKIP throng as we march today,
Towards a glorious yesterday!
The rest of us on Planet Earth,
Should cheer on UKIP for all our worth,
For like in 1983,
They’re splitters like the SDP.
For Farage and his doltish band,
Are giving Labour a helping hand,
The bigger the split grows on the Right,
The better things look on election night.
So if you are a lefty liberal type like me,
And value the NHS and BBC,
And don’t blame the poor for being poor,
Or lay all our ills at the immigrant’s door.
If you don’t want to make life a misery,
For the poorest and weakest in society,
Then pray that UKIP win some seats,
And help Labour into Downing Street.