Meet Jack: a country music star,
He can sing and play guitar,
One night, he walks into a bar,
And sees Ally (Lady GaGa).
She’s soon singing La Vie en rose,
She’s has lots of talent (and lots of nose).
He steals her eyebrow: they have quite a night,
She hurts her fist during a fight,
He puts peas on it to ease her rage,
(Later he pees himself on a stage).
You may have seen this tale before,
For this is version number 4,
And here’s a very important thing,
Both stars can act as well as sing,
He: the voice of the racoon from space,
She: with her p-p-p-Poker
And credit where credit is due,
Bradley Cooper directs this too.
The Oscars preferred the film, Green Book,
But this film too, is worth a look.