Don’t Let Cyber Attacks Ruin Our NHS…That’s Our Job!
Vote Conservative: Because Who Honestly Likes Going To Hospital Anyway? Exactly. Soon We’ll Make Sure That Soon You Won’t Be Able To Go Ever Again
Pass At 11: And Be Ours Forever!
Vote Conservative: Because If You’re Not Middle Class By Puberty, You Never Will Be
Come On! Theresa May’s Nothing Like As Bad As Thatcher Really…Unless? You Like That Kind Of Thing? In Which Case, She Kind Of Is. Whatever You Want…
Vote Conservative: She’ll U-Turn If You Want Her To. The Iron Lady’s Not Returning
Supported Brexit? Got Your Own Way On It But Still Very Angry About It And Many Other Things For No Real Reason?
Vote Conservative: Because There Might Actually Be Something A Bit Wrong With You
Jeremy Might Not: Theresa May…
Vote Conservative: Sleep Easy Knowing That If Anyone Else Does Decide To Kill Us All, We’ll Make Sure The Rest Of The World Also Dies Very Soon Afterwards As Well
Jeremy Corbyn Will Ensure Black Lesbian Dwarves Overrun Your Homes, Steal Your Property and Kidnap Your Children If Labour Win Power
Vote Conservative: Because We’ll Say Any Old Bollocks If It Means We Get To Win
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