It’s time to leave the European Union because…
- The French killed Diana. Now they want to kill you.
- Every time you blink the EU costs us another TEN SQUILLION POUNDS. This figure must be true: the bus says so.
- We’re not racist but…
- We’ve had recessions before, another one won’t hurt. You’re always saying you don’t like your job anyway. Man up!
- Look, the Greeks invented gayness, you know. That’s all we’re saying.
- Isolating ourselves and ignoring everyone. Can you think of any better ways to expand our influence?
- It’s better to be outside the tent pissing in than inside the tent pissing out. Or something.
- Because of all those terrible laws imposed on us from Brussels like er…and…um…the one in the paper…you know the ones I mean anyway. The terrible ones.
- One World Cup and two World Wars: let’s make it a hat trick.
- Skeletor would want you to stay. Wipe the smile off his face.