Top ten 2000AD stories which should be made into films

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Chances are, if you like any comic at all, the last few years will have seen it be made into some sort of film with adaptations ranging from both the biggest (Spider Man, Superman, The X Men) to even the most obscure (Road to Perdition, A History of Violence, Ghost World) comics and graphic novels. Some, such as 2000AD’s most famous story Judge Dredd have been filmed more than once.

But which other stories from the Galaxy’s Greatest Comic are ripe for a big screen outing?

Sam Slade: Robohunter

The pitch: Like Blade Runner. Except funny.

Like Blade Runner, John “Judge Dredd” Wagner’s Robohunter took its inspiration from Philip K. Dick’s novella Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? It was always much more fun than Ridley Scott’s film though (which it predates). Sam’s colleagues included Kidd, an obnoxious man trapped in a baby’s body and the idiotic android, Hoagy and his first mission saw him trying (and failing) to bring order to the colony Verdus where a full blown robot revolution has occurred.

 

Rogue Trooper

The pitch: Blue movie.

Thanks to Avatar, The Watchmen and The Smurfs, cinema’s latest “blue” period may have peaked a few years ago. But the blue genetically engineered warrior Rogue, trapped in an eternal war on the desolate Nu Earth is the only 2000AD character other than Dredd to get his own annual could work on screen.

 

Button Man

The pitch: The Hunger Games for grown-ups.

Not to be confused with Children’s ITV’s Button Moon, this was a rare non-sci fi outing for the comic. The premise – hired killers are paid by rich clients or “Voices” to hunt each other and fight to the death for sport – is so cinematic that it’s surprising it hasn’t been filmed already. In fact, Dreamworks bought the rights some years ago.

 

The Ballad of Halo Jones

The pitch: The girl from tomorrow.

Before he became the beardy comics legend behind The Watchman and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Alan Moore wrote a lot for 2000AD, notably this unusual female centric strip which saw its heroine progress from life in the claustrophobic 40th century metropolis The Hoop, to a job on a luxury space cruise liner to ultimately fighting a future war on the time distorting planet Moab.

 

Nemesis the Warlock

The pitch: Alien insurrection.

Nemesis is the alien leader of Credo, a resistance movement fighting the neo-fascist forces of the malevolent futuristic masked megalomaniac Torquemada. With catchphrases like “Be pure, be vigilant, behave!” the villainous Torq is the real star of the strip. It’s a nice twist having humanity as the villain although in general, Pat Mills’ story is a bit too weird to make into a film.

 

Slaine

The pitch: The Celtic Conan.

Slaine, the muscle bound warrior of Tir Nan Og (also written by Pat Mills) may be steeped in Celtic mythology, but it did start around the same time as the first Conan films and despite unique twists (the whole thing is related by Slaine’s morally questionable dwarf sidekick Ukko. Slaine himself is also prone to warp spasms – don’t ask), a Slaine film might struggle to escape from unfair Conan comparisons.

 

Chopper

The pitch: Surfs up!

A spin off from Judge Dredd, Chopper (aka Marlon Shakespeare) first appeared as a teenage graffiti artist not unlike Mega City One’s answer to Banksy, in the early Eighties before transforming into a world champion in the illegal sport of sky surfing. This could actually be brilliant although risks comparison with the Silver Surfer (already brought to screen in the terrible Fantastic Four sequel). And as any Eric Bana fan will tell you, there is already a film called Chopper.

 

The ABC Warriors

The pitch: They, Robot.

Droid fighting unit and sometime allies of Nemesis the Warlock (see above), the two most famous Atomic Bacterial Chemical Warriors – the hilariously named Ro Jaws and Hammerstein – first appeared in Ro Busters, a sort of robot version of Thunderbirds which appeared in 2000AD’s sister paper Star Lord which merged into 2000AD in 1978. Oddly, Hammerstein has already been in a film, cropping up randomly in the first Judge Dredd film.

 

Strontium Dog

The pitch: Alpha male.

In the future, a nuclear conflagration has left a sizeable minority of mutants, all forced – for some reason – to work as Search and Destroy agents (or “Strontium Dogs” basically bounty hunters) by the unsympathetic “norm” majority. The coolest of these is Johnny Alpha, accompanied by his Viking sidekick Wulf Sternhammer (“A skull to crack with the happy stick und Vulf is fine!”). Alpha’s mutation gives him white eyes but as it enables him to read minds and do all manner of cool stuff, whose complaining?

Anderson PSI

The pitch: She’s always in your mind.

Another Dredd spin-off but let’s face it, the psychic female Judge was the best thing about the recent Dredd film. She could also be pitched against Mega City One’s ultimate super villain, Judge Death. Altogether now: the crime is life, the sentence is death!ImageD, gala

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